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Could be someone I know, someone I don't know, fictional characters, dead people. I don't care, I'm an equal opportunity complainer when it comes to complete dickwads.
Wherever there's a Complete Tool, I'll follow closely behind with my anonymous bitching. 'Cuz that'll show 'em.
Wherever there's a Complete Tool, I'll follow closely behind with my anonymous bitching. 'Cuz that'll show 'em.
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Sunday, December 5, 2010
Build Your Own Hell
While I'm recovering from ebola (strep), I have plenty of time for extra-curricular activities, such as building my own Hell:
Riceboys
Circle I Limbo
Circle I Limbo
Hipsters
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
PETA Members
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
General asshats
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Militant Vegans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Osama bin Laden
Circle VII Burning Sands
Circle VII Burning Sands
Scientologists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
NAMBLA Members
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hellCircle IX Frozen in Ice
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4 comments:
I hope Tom Cruise doesn't find out about this. How will he cope with being only #9?
I dunno. I kinda thought that "immersed in excrement" was very fitting. Them being full of shit and all.
Awesomeness!!
Hope you're feeling better real soon. Women aren't allowed to be sick, dontcha know?
I hope so too Candice. I got a really awful case of strep that attacked my muscles and joints.
It's a good thing I was scheduled for vacation this week. I have been resting on the couch this whole time.