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Saturday, October 9, 2010
The Bowl Burglar
11:53 AM | 
Posted by
Awesomeness |
WANTED:
BOWL THIEF
DEAD OR ALIVE
There are 16 bowls in this house. This number does not include plastic storage bowls or the kids' dishes, only the bowls that an adult would pick out to use for soup or cereal. Sixteen is a lot of bowls. I believe it's reasonable to expect to be able to walk to the cupboard and find at least one bowl. Apparently, I am delusional.
Sixteen bowls in the house. Zero bowls in the cupboard. Zero bowls in the dishwasher. Zero bowls in the sink. Curious.
I know a certain gentleman who prefers to eat from bowls. His blog nickname rhymes with Sister Possum Mess. This nameless suspect has an office that he frequently eats in. This office is not kept in an orderly fashion. To put it nicely, this office reminds me of a possum mess.
I wonder what I might find in there...
I'm guessing 16 bowls.
Sixteen bowls in the house. Zero bowls in the cupboard. Zero bowls in the dishwasher. Zero bowls in the sink. Curious.
I know a certain gentleman who prefers to eat from bowls. His blog nickname rhymes with Sister Possum Mess. This nameless suspect has an office that he frequently eats in. This office is not kept in an orderly fashion. To put it nicely, this office reminds me of a possum mess.
I wonder what I might find in there...
I'm guessing 16 bowls.
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