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Could be someone I know, someone I don't know, fictional characters, dead people. I don't care, I'm an equal opportunity complainer when it comes to complete dickwads.

Wherever there's a Complete Tool, I'll follow closely behind with my anonymous bitching. 'Cuz that'll show 'em.

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Monday, May 30, 2011

You Dirty Bastard

This whole last week, I've been pissed off because Blogger wasn't working.  I kept getting an error message after logging in.  I was so sure Blogger had another meltdown.  Then, as time passed and there was no change, I thought, "I wonder what would happen if I tried to log in using a different browser..."

Fuck you Chrome.  If you don't like my blogs, you could at least have the decency to say something to my face.  We coulda talked this out like adults.  Hell, I'm stumped for material half the time anyway, so you and me, we coulda been partners.

But no.

You made your choice to fuck me over instead.  I don't even think I have anything to do with this.  I think you're just jealous because Blogger is getting more attention than you.  You know what?  You're both mediocre Google products.  That's a stronger common tie than Breakfast at Tiffany's.  You need to get over this and start talking to each other again.


Pickleope said...

Don't anger the Google Gods! [That reminds me, I have to go drown a box of kittens to appease the Google Street View Gods.]

Awesomeness said...

Of course, you're right. I'm just pissed right now that a) I didn't figure out what the problem was sooner and b) that I have to go to a completely different browser just to access my blogs.

Not that it's Google's fault.....


Anonymous said...

Are you looking for other hand models? I'd like to audition for next time. My so-called "friends" are telling me I should resign but with a kid on the way, I'll need a job ASAP. I can tweet you a pic of me if you want. Thanks!

Awesomeness said...

Seriously, I am in need of someone who can make my antique iPod behave.


Any experience?

Anonymous said...

sorry, I dont but maybe try the pizza delivery guy ;)