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Wherever there's a Complete Tool, I'll follow closely behind with my anonymous bitching. 'Cuz that'll show 'em.

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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Interpreter Needed. Inquire Within.

This banner has been posted up on a local furniture store for the last 3 months.  I am now convinced that there is something I'm missing.  If anyone can explain this to me, I would be super appreciative:



Seriously?  Anyone have a clue?

2 comments:

Pickleope said...

I think they're missing the word "Financing". Like "0% financing for the first 6 months". That, or they do so well they can afford to mock the other stores.

Awesomeness said...

That's what we were wondering (about the financing), but that's not what it says. I am a very literal person. ;)

Our other theory is that it's just a really stupid gimmick to entice people to come inside to ask about it.

Or, their 0%s are on sale.

Drat. I'm all stocked up.