Don't Be A Complete Tool

Look, I like a little pedal-to-the-metal action myself. The reality of our situation here in our fine city is that we have speed cameras up about every 5-10 miles on the freeway. You know how I know they work? Because jerkos like you whip by me every day like I'm driving Ms. Daisy (I'm only going 70), then I get blinded by the flashes from these cameras. I feel like I'm posing for the paparazzi.

The funny thing is, that people tend to forget that there are 2 camera systems at work: the fixed set and the mobile station. That mobile station that moves every day gets you every time doesn't it? I mean I think it's funny, but I'm sure you don't.

Also, there are these other third things out in full-force. They're called police officers. Police officers are the smaller, less metal, grumpy versions of these cameras. They tend to also do things like: notice your illegal tint, get all bent out of shape over your lack of license plate, have low tolerance for your sense of entitlement to drive solo in the carpool lane. They're funny that way.