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Could be someone I know, someone I don't know, fictional characters, dead people. I don't care, I'm an equal opportunity complainer when it comes to complete dickwads.

Wherever there's a Complete Tool, I'll follow closely behind with my anonymous bitching. 'Cuz that'll show 'em.

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Toothless Joe

Same employee as the internet incident, listen up buddy. I'm tired of schooling you on this whole work for pay system.

The most basic element: show up for work. It's hard to do that when you schedule a last minute, late afternoon appointment to get your wisdom teeth pulled. What the hell was that move? You knew you needed to be at work the next day. This was not an emergency procedure. You said yourself, it could have waited until next week.

Your excuse was that the orthodontist told you that it's rare to have swelling and pain the next day. You believed that psycho. You've never met anyone who had their wisdom teeth pulled? In my experience, it's rare to meet someone who didn't have to take a day or 2 off of work to recover.

Pull your damn head out of your ass kid.