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Could be someone I know, someone I don't know, fictional characters, dead people. I don't care, I'm an equal opportunity complainer when it comes to complete dickwads.

Wherever there's a Complete Tool, I'll follow closely behind with my anonymous bitching. 'Cuz that'll show 'em.

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Saturday, March 7, 2009

The Employee

You're 18 years old and fresh out of high school. This is your first job ever that wasn't headed up by a family member or a friend of your family. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.

How many times do I have to tell you that the internet is not to be used for personal reasons during the work day? We have TONS of work that we have to leave behind. Actually, another of your coworkers had to take some work off your hands today so it could be completed before the end of the day. Why is that? What were you looking up that was so important that we had to cover your ass?

The song lyrics to the "Boats and Hoes" song on the Step Brothers movie. Well now the world is a much better place. This will definitely help you relate to our clients and meet your goals. Our clientele is often impressed by how well you know current pop culture. Your coworkers would be a lot more relaxed if they didn't have to cover for you. No more, you tool. Your performance review is next week. The gloves are off.