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Could be someone I know, someone I don't know, fictional characters, dead people. I don't care, I'm an equal opportunity complainer when it comes to complete dickwads.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Gary Jones

Of Gettysburg, PA. Come on down, dude. What did you do for the honor of being showcased here? You decided to strip down naked and threaten to use karate on your neighbor. In front of his 3 children.

Why didn't you just piss on their heads? You could've also shit into your hand, rubbed it on your chest, then howled at the moon. Karate's something you've got to back up with actual skills m'man. You claim to have the skills, but in my estimation, people who have the ability to whack the crap out of someone do it. People who are chicken-shit weenies threaten to beat people up. In front of their kids.

Karate. Oh, man you suck.