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Could be someone I know, someone I don't know, fictional characters, dead people. I don't care, I'm an equal opportunity complainer when it comes to complete dickwads.

Wherever there's a Complete Tool, I'll follow closely behind with my anonymous bitching. 'Cuz that'll show 'em.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Nerf Dart Target

Since you're a minor, the local South Carolina newspaper can't publish your personal information. You know who you are. You also know you're an asshole.

It was a Nerf dart. You got hit with a piece of foam. Fuckin' waaaaaah, dude. Yeah, the person that hit you was your teacher. That was probably not the wisest thing to do. Blurring the lines between teachers and students is an all too common, but totally inappropriate manuever. One that cost him his job.

Teaching kids respect begins at home. Since your parents think it's appropriate to pursue assault charges against your Nerf-chucking, bully teacher, but not punish you in any way for backhanding him after the "attack", I would have to assume that this lesson was forgotten in your house.

My kids, if you're reading this, my response if this happens to you is: good, Nerf 'em again.