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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Creepy Grocery Store Stalker
9:37 PM | 
Posted by
Awesomeness |
If I weren't so awesome, I would have been afraid of you. You very obviously followed me around the store. You looked very crazed and hell-bent on catching up to me.
I know you were following me, because no one else goes into the store to buy a turkey wrap, coffee creamer and eye drops. Well, just not coincidentally at the same time anyway.
There is a fair chance that you had innocent intentions. I am pretty cute. It could be that my raw animal magnetism ripped you off the bench against your will and kept dragging you down random, unrelated aisles with me.
Man, I hate when that happens.
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I'm SORRY, okay?
Don't let it happen again >:(