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Monday, July 13, 2009
Reminder: Use Birth Control Before Entering Pool
8:52 AM | 
Posted by
Awesomeness |
Magdalena Kwiatkowska, I don't want to be mean and all, but your daughter's a lying skank. You're suing an Egyptian hotel because you honestly believe that your 13-year old daughter got pregnant by swimming in the pool there?
Well, if you believe that, maybe I can interest you in your very own acre of land on the moon. Parcels are going quickly. Act fast!
Source: thelondonpaper.com
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