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Could be someone I know, someone I don't know, fictional characters, dead people. I don't care, I'm an equal opportunity complainer when it comes to complete dickwads.
Wherever there's a Complete Tool, I'll follow closely behind with my anonymous bitching. 'Cuz that'll show 'em.
Wherever there's a Complete Tool, I'll follow closely behind with my anonymous bitching. 'Cuz that'll show 'em.
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Sunday, March 28, 2010
While I Was Attending My Pity Party...
I just put this up because I was hoping someone could explain it to me.
This does not sound like a good time...
I just realized today that I've been blogging for over a year now. This blog was actually started on Valentine's Day last year. In celebration of actually sticking with a hobby for more than a month for once, here is a rundown of my favorite posts from all 3 of my blogs (the ones I didn't delete or abandon over the last year...):
- That's Disgusting! or Look At Me! I'm A Total Copycat! This one made the list because I was just thinking about it today as I fished: a bottle cap, rubber bands, dirty socks, a sneaker and some artificial flowers out of my boy's mouth.
- How 'Bout A Nice Warm Glass Of 'Shut The Hell Up'? Wow, this is one of my favorite moments of the entire year, period. It was just a brief conversation between me and Mr. A where I got fed up with him assigning me sole custody of the kids. Karma, you are my best friend.
- DVD Makers This is still something I bitch about a lot. I'll tell ya who the worst offenders are: Dreamworks. Fuck you Dreamworks. These jerks have actually devised a way to make the DVD freeze if I try to skip to the main menu. When it does this, I have to actually get up, eject the disc, reinsert it and start all over. This goes completely against my lazy, impatient nature.
- Pink Eye Even though she isn't mentioned by her special nickname, this was my introduction for Employee Von Munchausen. This one made my list of 'favorites' because right now she is on an opposite list. I can't wait for her to show up for work tomorrow so I can find out what flimsy mystery illness she stumped her doctors with all last week. If you want to play Dr. House, M.D. for a moment, here are the symptoms: severe back pain, fever and coughing. Sounds like lupus to me.
- Some Girl This entry represents an entire year of sleep deprivation posts. There were about a million of them on Monsters. Thank goodness those days are finally over. I thought it would never end.
It's been a fun year (+) and I sincerely do want to thank the people who bother to read this stuff. You guys are the best!
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The fuck? That's what's up with those DVD's?
I think I just learned something.
Those bastards!
I can't even tell you how much that little thing pisses me off. Whenever I think I don't have real anger issues, I fire up a DVD and, yep...