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Could be someone I know, someone I don't know, fictional characters, dead people. I don't care, I'm an equal opportunity complainer when it comes to complete dickwads.

Wherever there's a Complete Tool, I'll follow closely behind with my anonymous bitching. 'Cuz that'll show 'em.

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Burger King

Your commercials suck. They're just horribly creepy. The dude in the the huge king mask is a scary nightmare creature.

What in the hell were you thinking when you did the square butt commercial? I know that you were trying to go on the whole Spongebob theme, but what kind of dickhead thought this was the way to go?

I'm not a prude. (As a side note, a flash of Nixon just went through my head.) I don't care if chicks wanna go shaking their shit on TV. There's just something very wrong with singing about liking butts while promoting a cartoon character promo for kids meals.

For shame, Sir Mix-A-Lot. For shame.