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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Zoo Jerk




There are plenty of exhibits at our local zoo. I'm not really much of an expert on animals, but I really felt that there was a pretty broad assortment. While there we saw: rhinos, giraffes, warthogs, an assortment of monkeys, lions, tigers, flamingos, buzzards, zebras and a bunch of other ones that I can't remember the names of.

Why then did you need to rush down a group of people so you can witness a lady passed out in front of the tortoises? (Oh yeah, there were tortoises too.) Is there not enough excitement in seeing meerkats (Oh yeah, there were also meerkats.) that a lady potentially dying of heat stroke quickly became your must-see exhibit?

Let the lady keep her dignity, you douche.

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