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Monday, May 11, 2009
Mr. Tardy Pants
8:58 PM | 
Posted by
Awesomeness |
Wow. Internet Employee/Wisdom Tooth Guy has decided to take on a new persona: Mr. Job's A Hobby. Nice to know that that 25 hour schedule came with a I'll-Work-When-I-Damn-Well-Please clause.
Wow. That's so great that you get to walk in the damn door whenever you feel like it. It must be amazing to have that kind of power. Almost like a superpower. Tardy Tool. I'll make you a cape.
Wow. I'm sure that the tens of thousands of people that lined up for hours the other day just to talk to someone about the possibility of doing your job will be happy to know that you're taking it so seriously.
Wow. I'm really looking forward to Thursday, when I get to sit across from you for the 2nd time in 2 weeks and talk to you about how much your team depends on you being there. On time, tool.
I mean dude.
No, I really mean tool.
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