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Could be someone I know, someone I don't know, fictional characters, dead people. I don't care, I'm an equal opportunity complainer when it comes to complete dickwads.

Wherever there's a Complete Tool, I'll follow closely behind with my anonymous bitching. 'Cuz that'll show 'em.

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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Somebody Pinch Me

MisManager: Please try to keep an open mind about what I'm going to tell you.  This is good and bad news.
Awesomeness: Which means it's bad news that you're going to try to throw some kind of tin foil silver lining on, just so you don't have to tell me you have bad news & bad news.  Don't worry, I'll just smile and nod.
MisManager: (laughs) Yeah, well...pretty much.  They've asked me for the third time to take over at the other office (she's been covering them for 4 months now) and I just can't argue with them anymore.  I don't really want to go, but....

I'm not even listening to her anymore.

Awesomeness: Well, that's a bummer! Wish ya luck!!
MisManager: Actually, that's not all. I said I'd be willing to go if I can take a couple of members of staff from this office with me. EmployeeVonMunchausen would be my first choice...
Again, I'm not listening anymore:

MisManager, you just made me forget what I wanted to say about:
  • the douchbag at the preschool with the double stroller
  • the cleaning crew at work
  • the weirdo taking photographs of our building when I showed up yesterday
  • the dickhead maintenance guy who won't look in the ceiling for the dead animal up there....seriously, I know it sucks, but man up dude
  • Mr. A (I tallied up 'our' fast food purchases for last month...$387.00)
I had some good contenders, but I'm having a hard time hating anyone right now.


Candice said...

Ha! A good day indeed. Congrats!

Awesomeness said...

I don't think that she's actually going to be able to take EVM with her, but just the thought of it put me in a very good mood.