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Could be someone I know, someone I don't know, fictional characters, dead people. I don't care, I'm an equal opportunity complainer when it comes to complete dickwads.

Wherever there's a Complete Tool, I'll follow closely behind with my anonymous bitching. 'Cuz that'll show 'em.

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Friday, February 20, 2009

Game Wrecker

Sometimes we like to do fun things at work. Sometimes we're cool enough to even involve our customers. "Guess The Gumballs" is not as fun as, say, the dollar grab booth thing, but it's still better than nothing.

Guess The Gumballs is a pretty simple concept. There are X number of gumballs in the jar. Come closest to X number and win the jar.

This is really hard to do when you reach inside the jar and grab a handful of gumballs. Now you have changed the number. Now you have also put your God-Knows-Where-They've-Been hands in a jar full of gum that we were hoping to give away. Well, now we can't. Now the entire jar has to get tossed because you've probably been picking your ass. Nobody likes ass-flavored gum. Tool.