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Could be someone I know, someone I don't know, fictional characters, dead people. I don't care, I'm an equal opportunity complainer when it comes to complete dickwads.

Wherever there's a Complete Tool, I'll follow closely behind with my anonymous bitching. 'Cuz that'll show 'em.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Mystery Message Man

Hi, this is Jim, I was calling to talk to Mary, but I got your line instead. That's okay, maybe you can help me. I was washing my car yesterday and.... *snorefest for about 3 minutes* Anyway, I hope you can help. Give me a call when you get a moment. Thanks, goodbye.

Anything blaringly obvious missing? Like, maybe a phone number? I would love to call you back, because I totally have a moment. Right this second anyway. I could look up your number, but I know exactly 39,047 Jims. Which one are you again? It's not like your name is The Hulk, dude.

You know, the only thing that pisses me off about this is that I know you're going to complain to my manager that I didn't call you back. That's what tools do Jim.