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Monday, February 16, 2009

Jillian McCarney


Thank goodness this time I was able to get some actual footage of Ms. McCarney for you, lucky readers.
So when you get pulled over by the cops, do you A) meekly accept whatever fate befalls you; B) cry like a bitch and whine about every tragedy that has inflicted you; C) hit one of the cops, then threaten them and tell them that the charges will be dropped because your father is some college football coach that no one outside the state of Iowa has ever heard of? If you picked C, then you are Jillian McCarney.
What does your crybaby tantrum actually get you? The 'Tool Of The Day' award. I'm sure it'll look nice in your father's trophy case.
Source KCCI8 Des Moines, IA

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