Don't Be A Complete Tool

Congratulations Ravone, you get to be the first tool in a box that's sure to get crowded awful quickly. Times are tough right now and you, unlike many that would kill to be in your position, have a job. Is that good enough? No. You strive for the illustrious status of "collecting unemployment". Your steady job as the morning cleaner of the Qboda was apparently too much for you to handle, or you were too cool, or you were a Complete Tool.

Sure, doing absolutely nothing and getting paid for it is the American Dream (for a tool), but did you have to waste all that food when you trashed the place. Brownies and cookies, dude. Do you know how long it's been since I've had a brownie or a cookie?

Where are you now? Now you're being charged with disorderly conduct and there's a warrant for your arrest because you thought you were too cool to show up for court. Good job, Ravone, you Tool.