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Wherever there's a Complete Tool, I'll follow closely behind with my anonymous bitching. 'Cuz that'll show 'em.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Waiting Room Family Reunion




Quite a few nameless people are making the list today. I had an appointment to see the doctor today and ran across these guys: The Waiting Room Family Reunion.


Apparently when other people go in for their exams, they need to bring their spouse, 2-3 children, mom, dad, best friend, cousin, neighbor, 3rd grade teacher, some random guy from a bus stop (you'll give him a ride, he just needs to fill a seat for a while), a member of Congress, 2 Masons, a billygoat herder, and your mom's best friend's cousin's sister-in-law.


I'd like to do 2 things in a waiting room: 1) tune out. This is really hard to do when people who have no business being there are loudly discussing the merits of their particular auto mechanic vs. "the big guy" or "the dealer". Uh, no one cares. I doubt you even do asshole. 2) I like to sit. Call me crazy, but when I'm waiting for an hour, I like for that hour to be spent chillin' on my ass with a book. Apparently I'm just being selfish.

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