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Friday, May 1, 2009
Lappy
5:37 AM | 
Posted by
Awesomeness |
To my faulty laptop computer: You're a buddy fucker. I've been nothing but nice to you. I take you everywhere I go, I just upgraded your storage, I don't let my kids beat the crap out of you.
Why did you die on me? I had files that still needed back up. I have stuff to get done on the internet that require an internet access device. That was your job.
You were a tool when you worked, but now you're a Tool.
R.I.P., jerk.
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I ditched my asshole dell for a mac about 6 months ago. Now I look younger and more popular, plus it doesn't crap out. Like ever. I just keeps on going allll night long.
My husband took pity on me and bought me an HP. So far, so good. Now to get my files....bastard lappy. :*(