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Could be someone I know, someone I don't know, fictional characters, dead people. I don't care, I'm an equal opportunity complainer when it comes to complete dickwads.

Wherever there's a Complete Tool, I'll follow closely behind with my anonymous bitching. 'Cuz that'll show 'em.

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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Suck It Netflix

So you're a cheap date.  While I appreciate that, I don't appreciate not even getting what little I pay for.  The debacle over Sherlock Holmes was our fault.  I mean, who knew that some asshat made a spoof movie with a horrific looking GIANT OCTOPUS and, uh, DINOSAURS and DRAGONS shit.  Next time, we will read the little synopsis before renting.

Do not rent.

These last two discs you've sent us, however, have had so many scratches that we haven't even been able to watch the movie we borrowed.  One of which was The Invention of Lying.  We got to see about 15 minutes of it before the disc completely crapped out.  It wasn't ohmygodthebestmovieever! but we were entertained and would have liked to see the rest of it.  That's really saying something too, because Mr. A doesn't usually tolerate movies with Jennifer Garner in them as he bitches the whole time about being distracted by her huge, manly jaw.

We have finally gotten the Sherlock Holmes that we wanted to begin with.  I'm not sure whether or not I like it, but I will say that it's funny to watch Robert Downey, Jr. land roles playing a genius.

Yup.  Just like Wile E. Coyote.